Phytopep is a Florida musician who likes vegetables, serial commas, and self-referential lists of three things.
He focuses on composition, as he doesn’t have the skill to play any real instruments. He hopes that if he works hard enough, he can fool you into believing he has musical talent.
His favorite songs feature prominent, upbeat melodies. He figures the most reliable way to listen to more songs like these is to create them.
Sometimes when he writes in about himself in the third person he finds that he has to use far too many awkward pronouns.